i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross
i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful
He responded a few minutes later.
I wrote back.
Oh, my God, stop flirting with me!"